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30 to 50 Feral Hogs

Dayna Ingram

Cover and Art by the Legendary Tom Bagley

Parker Eriksen has 99 problems, and feral hogs are 30-50 of them.

When the disgraced 30-yr-old MMA fighter fled to the small mountain town of Hekla Lake, she intended only to bury her past. Maybe beat herself up a little for the damage she’d done, and start over, fresh as an embalmed corpse. After falling in with the local pub fights to earn a few bucks, Parker learns about her new town’s feral hog epidemic—and decides to make some room in her grave. 

But the hogs aren’t the only ones scratching for a space in Parker’s self-made coffin. Sylvie Cahwee, park ranger and erstwhile drinking buddy, is slowly splintering Parker’s resolve to seek perdition in solitude (and punching). Add a freak snowstorm that isolates Hekla Lake atop Sylvie’s unfettered advances, and you got yourself a recipe for sexual tension that even Parker’s well-honed muscles can’t break. 

But the snowstorm brings with it a pointed attack by the feral hog horde—and they’re taking hostages. This pack is cooking up something more nefarious than chaotic ecological ruin in the shuttered mines below Hekla Lake, and it’s up to Parker to stop them before they start plating. 

Can Parker stop beating herself up long enough to save Hekla Lake? Does she even want to? It’s mighty cozy—and uncomplicated—six feet under. But resting in peace is easier said than done, with 30 to 50 feral hogs threatening to root her out. Time for Parker to tape up her knuckles, swallow her self-hatred—and come out swinging!

Blurbs!

“Action-packed and relentless. Ingram has summoned the bloody spawn of The DescentThe Grey, and a mess of angry swine. One wild gauntlet of a book.” – Hailey Piper, author of A Light Most Hateful 

“Ingram has written one of the more fun, untamed October romps. Broken readers will indulge in the struggles of these women hunting not only feral hogs but a higher purpose: hunting their real selves (albeit, selves covered in grime, blood, and bruises).” – Steve Berman, Lambda Literary Award-winning editor of His Seed

One of those books that’s exactly what you hope it would be when you first see it: fun, frequently hilarious, and action-packed. What you don’t expect is that it’s also packed with feelings, real people dealing with their very real issues and past, an adorable dog buddy that stole my heart, and, most surprisingly, sexual tension through the roof. A real treat of a read for when you’re feeling blue and like the 30 to 50 feral hogs of life might be about to get you down. – Alex Woodroe, author of Whisperwood

The Seventh Terrace – Weird/Pulp Novella

Coming August 7th, 2023 in Trade Paperback and eBook

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